February 13, 2006

What do you get your honey for Valentine’s Day? Roses? Wine? Diamonds? Dinner at a fancy place? Forget it!

In China, the new trend is apparently matching plastic surgery. Yes, you read that right. As reported by the Shanghai bureau of the AFP, plastic surgeons are offering two-for-one deals for nips and tucks!

Just think…you and your sweetheart can stare across that candlelit table at a mirror image of your nose! Or chin!

And I suppose at some point, these couples with identical facial features might actually pro-create. We may be looking at family plans sometime in the future too, ’cause Junior won’t want to be the only member of the family with an odd-looking nose, now will he?

As for me? Well, I’d settle for this….