June 29, 2006

Still on the subject of Superman here (although apparently, at least on this blog, the majority of us gals tend to go for that icy calm, deliciously brooding Batman)….

Ted Casablanca, gossip columnist extraordinaire, reports that when making Superman Returns, there was great consideration given to…well..controlling Brandon Routh’s–er–package, because, of course, those tights and that little red Speedo-thing leave little to the imagination.

I guess the director didn’t want us women (and other interested parties) distracted by, as Ted puts it, a crotch the size of a 747.

I have a hunch, however, that there’s been no discussion whatsoever about “controlling” certain attributes of women like, say, Dolly Parton, Anna Nicole, or Jessica Simpson.

Ya think?