Which comes first: the shoes or the dress?

Usually, when I have to find (read: buy) something for a special event, I pick out the dress first.

But yesterday was a first for me. I was shopping for something completely different (sneakers for my son) and I saw a pair of shoes that I had to have. I have nothing to wear with them, but I bought them anyway since I have a wedding this weekend, and the RWA National Conference in little more than a week. I figured I could find something to go with the shoes.

So…how does it work for you? The dress first, or the shoes? Or some other accessory–scarf, wrap, necklace…?

(PS: that’s my precocious five year old daughter modeling the shoes in question.)

Eagerly Anticipating…

Now that Pirates of the Caribbean II is out, and Cars, and The Devil Wears Prada, and Superman Returns, and a few other much-anticipated summer movies are out; and the new Janet Evanovich, and the new Nora Roberts hardcover (which I will be dashing out to get today), and the new Julia Quinn and Kim Harrison…

I’m feeling like summer’s on its downhill cycle. We’ve peaked, and now we’re on an easy slide to September.

But wait! There’s more! Some of my most eagerly-awaited releases are still to come.

First, my dear, dear friend, Diana, who is as witty and sharp as they come, has her first book hitting the shelves on Tuesday–to much well-deserved fanfare. Secret Society Girl: An Ivy League Novel is about a young woman attending an Ivy League School who is invited to join one of those secret societies that were only for men…and included such members as John Kerry and George Bush (either one; take your pick).

I had the pleasure of reading it months ago and it’s a fun, witty, smart read that I couldn’t put it down…and I couldn’t be more thrilled that it’s finally going to be out there. (Plus, Diana’s giving away prizes on her blog every day until Tuesday.)

Secondly, I’ve been waiting for years for the release of Alan Moore’s and Melinda Gebbie’s Lost Girls series. It’s the beautifully illustrated and written erotic story of a grown-up Alice in Wonderland, Wendy (from Peter Pan), and Dorothy Gale (each of their stories). About ten years ago, the first two comics were released, and I purchased them as soon as they came out…but then none of the others were ever completed.

Moore changed publishers, got involved in other projects, and finally, now, Top Shelf Productions is releasing the entire collection in gorgeous leather bound volumes. I pre-ordered months ago, and expect to have them in my hands some time in August. After ten years, finally!

(Weirdly enough, when I first met Diana, she was writing a book called The Lost Girls, which I loved–all the way down to her heroine’s name [Kix].)

Third…the final installment in Lisa Kleypas’s Wallflower series. Can’t wait to get my hands on that baby.

My jury’s out on whether You, Me & Dupree is going to be worth a viewing at the theater or a wait-for-Netflix option…I really like Kate Hudson, and Owen Wilson is usually pretty good. So I’m debating.

What else are you waiting for, during the months of blockbuster releases?

Top Ten Reasons Cap’n Jack won’t Get the Girl

10. Because Lord Norrington saw her first.

9. Because he’d rather get Will Turner?

8. Because that would end the franchise after only three episodes.

7. Because in Mickey Mouse-world, the princesses always get their princes (and none of them have gold teeth).

6. Because Cap’n Jack has better pirate fashion sense than Elizabeth does.

5. Because cool pirates don’t throw hissy fits and handfuls of sand when things don’t go the way they think they should.

4. Because, as his father always says, “You can’t always get what you want.”

3. Because it’s a bit difficult to woo a gal when you’re in the belly of the Kraken.

2. Because Elizabeth just doesn’t get the importance of conserving rum, even when stranded on a deserted island.

…and the number one reason Cap’n Jack won’t get the girl…

1. Because no way, no how, will we believe that Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner are the secret twins of the most evil man in the Empire.

A bit of a booksigning rant

In the last week, I’ve attended two booksignings from well-known, best-selling authors. Both of them write books that are in a popular series, although they write in completely different genres.

Both authors were doing a “talk” as well as a signing because they were well-known (in their genre) and already had a readership established; thus it was a formal event with a session preceding the signing.

Each experience, from my point of view, was very different. One of the authors arrived on time; the other arrived 30 minutes late. One of the authors was dressed in business casual; the other much more casually.

At one of the bookstores, as soon as I walked in and approached the table (in the front of the store) where all the books by the guest author were displayed, the bookseller walked up to me. I hadn’t read any of this author’s books, but had driven especially to the store for the signing because I was interested in reading at least the first in the series.

I explained to the bookseller that I was looking for the first book in the series because I hadn’t read any of them. She helped me figure out which was the first, but then she handed me the author’s new book (a more expensive one than the mass market paperback of the first book), which was several books into the series, and informed me that “You can’t meet X Author unless you buy the new book.”

I was taken aback.

Apparently, I couldn’t sit and listen to the author, nor have her sign a book, unless I bought the one she was promoting.

It wasn’t as if it was crowded or standing-room only; there were maybe five or six people there. Lots of empty chairs. Like it would have hurt them if I sat and listened to her talk and had her sign my book.

I ended up not buying any of that author’s books, unfortunately, because that whole situation felt very uncomfortable.

I did speak to the cashier (as I was checking out and buying other books) and explained what had happened and asked if that was a store policy, an author policy, or a publisher policy–something that had never happened to me before.

The cashier didn’t know; but he said it definitely wasn’t a store policy.

So for some reason, this author lost a potential new reader because of the way the signing was handled. I felt snubbed.

On the other hand, the other author signing that I went to was very pleasant. I had been reading this author’s series all along, but there were many people who brought bags of previously-purchased books for her to sign, and while others bought the first or second in the series–and they were gladly autographed, complete with a personal conversation with the author, after a nice forty-minute Q&A session. (And dare I say with fair confidence that this second author is more well-known than the other one.)

So there…am I missing something here? Was I being too sensitive, feeling snubbed? Should I have bought the book anyway? Is there a point, when an author becomes “big enough” that they can and should put their own ground rules around a signing?

’80s Lyrics Answers…

Here they are! (And here’s hoping they leave an earworm or two in your brain…)

1. Suckin on chili dogs outside the tastee-freez
(Jack & Diane/JCougar)
2. I’ve done no harm, I keep to myself
(Who Can it be Now?/ Men At Work)
3. There’s a freeway runnin’ through the yard
(Free Fallin’ / Tom Petty&Heartbreakers)
4. I’ve seen a million faces and I’ve rocked them all
(Wanted:Dead or Alive/Bon Jovi)
5. You mom threw away your best porno mag
(Right to Party / Beastie Boys)
6. Can you hear them? They talk about us, telling lies, well that’s no surprise
(Our lips are Sealed / Go-Gos)
7. One that won’t make me nervous, wonderin what to do
(A New Drug /Huey Lewis & News)
8. Are you more than hot for me, or am I a page in your history (book)
(Straight up/Paula Abdul)
9. I can hear you comin’ I know what you’re after
(Lunatic Fringe / Red Rider)
10. And it’s true we are immune when fact is fiction and tv reality (Sunday Bloody Sunday/U2)
11. Don’t go around breaking young girls hearts
(Billie Jean/ MJackson)
12. I’ve got my back against the record machine
(Jump / Van Halen)
13. You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
(Mickey/ Toni Basil)
14. A cloud appears above your head, a beam of light comes shining down on you
(I Ran / Flock of Seagulls)
15. I’m lying in the rain, but I never wave bye-bye
(Modern Love / David Bowie)

About Me
Colleen Gleason Historical Author
I'm a novelist who writes the historical vampire slayer series, The Gardella Vampire Chronicles. When I'm not working on my next book, I love to read, watch movies, and hang out with my three kids and husband.
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