January 26, 2007
You know what I'm talking about…jokes that make you go "nohhhhhhhhhh!" in a big long groan.
Maggie posted a great one yesterday: "Never iron a four-leaf clover. You don't want to press your luck." Heh!
My favorite one, which I've loved since Dave Goss told it to me in college:
Q: What's brown and greasy and lives in a tower?
A: The Lunchbag of Notre Dame.
Heh heh heh. I still chuckle when I read that.
So what's your favorite groaner? Tell me in the comments, and then check back so you have a whole list of bad jokes for bar night tonight!
January 26th, 2007 at 6:06 am
Two peanuts walked down the street.
One was a-salted.
Tee hee hee.
January 26th, 2007 at 6:32 am
A duck, dog, cow, two pigs, and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
Ba dum dum!
January 26th, 2007 at 7:16 am
What did one math book say to the other math book?
You’ve got problems!
January 26th, 2007 at 8:53 am
I’ve got 2 that make me groan and give a little giggle (because I’ve remembered them since 9th grade).
What’s yellow and you can eat it?
A canary.
What’s green and flies?
SUPER PICKLE!
January 26th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I can’t think of any groaners at the moment. Unfortunatley the ones that keep popping into my head are those highly offensive ones…you know the ones, the kind that come out right after some tragedy and really aren’t funny but can sometimes strike you in just the right mood so that you laugh hysterically and then feel mountains of guilt?
January 26th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
LOL.
Corny Corny. I love it.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Here’s my corny joke of the day. At least I crack myself up.
Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Oh I love these and I really needed a joke today. Unfortunately, I can’t think of a single one of my own.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interupting cow
Interuping cow wh-
MOO!
(my sis’s favorite joke)
January 26th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
This one is courtesy of my twelve-year old brother, Gino.
Upon watching a commercial from Kay Jewelers (Every kiss begins with K.), he announces:
Every poop begins with P!
I still laugh when I see one of those commercials.
January 28th, 2007 at 9:12 am
I got one, but I had to translate it from german into english, I hope it still works
Q: What is brown, sticky and swings from tree to tree?
A: tarzipan