Friday Grumpiness

Why is it that whenever I do a perfect job of parallel parking, no one is there to witness it?

And whenever someone's in the car with me (Tammy!), I screw it up like crazy?

I'm a great parallel-parker! I do a perfect job 90% of the time–just not when anyone's there with me.

Hmph.

So what's your talent that no one ever gets to see?

No Responses to “Friday Grumpiness”
  1. Susan says:

    About 90% of the time I can identify celebrity narrators of commercials, documentaries, etc. A perfectly useless skill, and since I’m usually alone when watching TV, no one ever knows.

  2. MaryKate says:

    Hmmm, interesting question. I’m ambidextrous. No one really cares or notices that skill at all. And it’s useless, unless I have a broken arm (which I haven’t had since I was six and developed the skill).

  3. Tammy says:

    My hidden talent: keeping a straight face while my friends park badly?

  4. Holli says:

    Ha, ha, Tammy.
    I have the world’s worst memory, but I can remember song lyrics. If a song comes on the radio that I haven’t heard for 20 years, I can sing it through without missing a word. Hmmm…maybe I should try to tie all those names I forget to some kind of tune.

  5. wendy roberts says:

    Hey, I can wiggle my ears (if I’m not laughing too hard).

    I can also parallel park like nobody’s bizness LOL but, like you, I can screw it up when someone’s with me :)

  6. Deneishia says:

    I can crack eggs one handed. One egg in each hand. No one ever gets to see me do it. Very sad.

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