Got this in my email box, courtesy of my dear friend Binger.

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same  sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman  saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet to get me another blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”

His eyebrows went up and he smiled, “That’s a great idea!”

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own f&cking blanket.”

After a moment of silence, he farted.
(An hour later, I’m still laughing about this. Hope it cheered up your Saturday!)